It seems as if chaos has made some sort of deal with this year’s Vuelta a España, at least judging by the race’s opening three days, which featured enough racing and off-road drama to fill at least a dozen grand tours (despite the notable absence of a doping raid – though we did have one of those over in Germany, so there’s that).
First, there was an unexpected and rather apocalyptic summer storm and the farcical nighttime TTT through the sodden, pitch-black (and otherwise lovely) streets of Barcelona, which saw – or more to the point, didn’t see – punctures, crashes, and a classic Remco rant.
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Then, on Sunday’s second stage heading back into the Catalan capital, we had yet more flooded roads, rider protests, crashes, tacks being thrown onto the road by independence-hungry locals, remonstrations from wannabe patrons urging the peloton’s little people to slow down, a GC neutralisation, and the strange sight of most of the race sitting up in the final ten kilometres – while the commissaires consulted with fans over who would be leading their race. Yep.
Oh, and the ridiculous sight of Jumbo-Visma’s bus ‘doing a GreenEdge’ and getting stuck after hitting a tree:
Fast forward another 24 hours and race barriers and tents were being blown across the road at the mountain top finish in Andorra, and then defending champion Remco Evenepoel – seconds after blowing Jonas Vingegaard away to take an ominously strong stage win – crashed straight into a female team staffer just after the finish line.
While some pointed out that the Belgian champion could have avoided his collision with the soigneur had he, like everyone else, applied the brakes in time after celebrating – and that he would have crashed straight into the barriers, anyway – the sight of a bloodied Remco on the ground once again called into question the safety standards at the Vuelta.
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Not least from Remco himself, of course.
“Again, there are some safety questions,” the Soudal-Quick Step rider said soon after the incident, which must be stretching the Vuelta’s headline grabbing moments of madness into double digits by now. “50 metres after crossing the line I crash into someone.
“It’s the third day in a row and it’s breaking my balls a bit now. I’ve had enough.”
Thankfully, a little later on Evenepoel toned down his trademark brand of brashness, and offered up a more light-hearted assessment of this latest slice of Vuelta drama.
“There was not enough space after the finish line, and I went between the cameras and soigneurs,” he said. “But it’s only some skin and meat gone from my head. But that’s good because it’s less weight for the uphills.”
Now, with some kind of sprint – and a chance for the GC contenders to finally relax – on the cards today (at least in theory), can we please, please just have one normal day at the Vuelta? Is that too much to ask?
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Ah... that must mean we don't need Pete Best then.
But it all goes flat when Yoko Ono Anderson comes on the scene.
Mere Mortals?
The acid house act from the early 90s?
You know that they were named after a glam-influenced post-punk band of the early eighties...?
That's odd, I thought they were video game developers who then went into film etc.? Looks like they're gigging in the US now though...
I saw them once. The support act (fake profile) were so bad that the audience were still booing when they came on.
Oh and This is Spinal Tap is on tonight. On TV.
Is it on at 11?
Very good. I'm hoping to stay up to 11.
Brilliant.
I was watching Bad News Tour last night too. Equally good.
I remember fake profile! They reached their nadir early, then went into a decline.
They're not who they were though.
Am I the American representative? Anyhow, I had a great weekend racing in the Gravel Worlds. My goal was to finish in the top half, which I nearly achieved in the 75 (79) mile race.
239 of 525 overall
207 of 402 male
54 of 95 male 50-59 years
Well done, glad you enjoyed it.
I agree
Definitely not you sir. I was thinking of one Roulero, who claims to be British living in Britain but regularly uses Americanisms, quotes US traffic law and always posts on LA time.
Congratulations on your gravel efforts - loving the big tanwalls there.
Inside beautifully fitted mudguards.
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