Just a mediocre joke or something more serious? BikeBiz reports on a Stevenage business that has been reported to the police for the stickers adorning one of its vans.
The STS2000 van, spotted in Letchworth by freelance photographer Trevor Coultart, has a trio of stickers directed towards cyclists on its rear.
One, spoofing southern hemisphere ‘stay wider of the rider’ campaigns reads: “Cyclists – stay wider of the driver.”
Another reads: “Avoid serious injury, stay away from my van!” – accompanied by a picture of a stick man clobbering a cyclist with a baseball bat.
Video: Driver cuts up cyclist - then threatens him with baseball bat
The third says simply: “My attitude when driving is based upon YOU not hogging the road!”
Speaking to BikeBiz, Coultart said: "I drove past it parked and did two U-turns to get the photo. Is it incitement to violence? Threatening behaviour?"
The ‘avoid serious injury…’ sign appears to be one of many along similar lines. ‘Avoid serious injury, don’t tell me how to do my job!’ seems to be the most common, but an almost identical sticker is also available ending ‘… stay away from my bike!’ There’s even one in the same style that reads: “Tampering with my cello may result in an ass whoopin’ you’ll never forget!”
If that puts the tone of the sticker in perspective, the question is perhaps whether that comes across rather differently when directed towards those who could quite genuinely come to harm.
Yellow "cyclists stay back" stickers have become infamous in recent years with many cyclists of the opinion that the wording implies it is only the person on the bike and not the driver who is responsible for the former’s safety.
They have also proliferated. Originally introduced by Transport for London for buses, they are now seen on all manner of vehicles – even cars. Here at road.cc we responded by producing our ‘Cyclists stay awesome’ stickers so that you can let people know that you care – even when you're driving.
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He's gone on the attack on this thread, hi viz, helmets, earphones in the lot.
Stop trying to tar all people by trying to prove that some people are dickheads. It would be like suggesting all people that comment are as stupid as yourself Willo!
I wonder how many billion YouTube views we can find of a motorist doing something dumb....
It's like our very own cut price Kate Hopkins,
That would be Katie Hopkins.
Mental mental chicken oriental.
I love it when L.Willo gets involved, so obviously just a troll, but with so much passion! The wacky arguments get stranger and stranger.
And welcome to the Willo show ladys and gentlemen.
Keep digging.
How about this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWLoPvdUVRc
Those drivers should feel ashamed that they failed in their 100% responsibility to ensure that this absolute twat made it from A to B in one piece.
I would not lose one wink of sleep if that arsehole ended his life under my wheels.
100% his fault. 100% his responsibility. Zero fucks given.
My last word.
Why did you need to find a video of someone cycling dangerously to illustrate your point.
You've argued that you have no duty of care towards other road users. How they behave would be irrelevant to that point.
I'm sure that will be as accurate as everything else you've written.
Is that a promise?
If a driver has no responsibility for the safety of others outside their vehicle then can you explain, for starters, the offences of causing serious injury or death by careless or dangerous driving?
By inference if you have caused an accident and injury to others, you were not taking responsibility for your own safety, the safety of your passengers and teh safety of your equipment.
The law has a job to do to punish the consequences of drivers not using the road responsibly but the motivation of everyone on the road is selfish. A to B without incident.
Enduring a stressful drive in hazardous conditions with slippery roads and poor visibility, the reaction is "thank God we made it here in one piece" ... not thank God we didn't kill anyone en route. Anyone who says that he thinks the latter is an extreme altruist or more likely a liar.
Also, a fairly good test question to use in evaluating whether someone exhibits the traits of a psychopath.
I vote we get L Willo to sit through the story with the upside down tortoise... See what happens.
that is the most absurd statement, with air bargs and steel safety cage, ploughing through a whole load of pedestrains poses no danger to the driver or passengers
wtf?!
Unless a psychopath, humans generally have empathy for other human beings. This often shows up in concern for others safety.
So a psychopath or not a human?
Empathy is one thing. Responsibility is another.
When the day comes that I can force you to wear a helmet, not wear headphones, light up your bike like a lighthouse, give clear signals, abide by the Highway Code at all times and generally not cycle like a twat, I will take responsibility for your safety. But I cannot control you nor do I want to.
There is this thing called self-determination that goes with the territory of being an adult. So when you choose to use the roads, you assume 100% responsibility for that decision. You should not look for or expect special treatment. How pathetic.
I should feel responsible for this jerk's safety: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mrTXUMgPpQ
Fuck that.
I was going to comment on L.Willo's comments but words fail me at his ignorance and selfishness............................................................
I was going to comment on L.Willo's comments but words fail me at his ignorance and selfishness............................................................
Not even bullet points can dig you out of that hole
A Volkswagen Crafter Panel van, which is what this appears to be, is 199cm wide, not including wing mirrors. A road bicycle is, at most, 46cm wide. How, exactly, is the rider the latter hogging the road when it is less than a quarter of the width of the the former?
remember it is entirely unaccepotable foir 6 cyclists to take up the same space on the road as one person in their car.
EVEN if in doing so no one is caused any delay whatsoever. Stay in the gutter, don't 'hog the road'
So on balance I think these stickers are good thing, since we aren;t allowed to brand people with 'f***ing moron' that they choose to display this fact to all is quite helpful.
Jokes are one thing, sadly some people are so dumb they take them seriously...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKX0fAgUqJ4
Yes. Please direct me to the part which says that I am responsible for the safety of other road users.
Willo - your comment is simply innaproriate.
And in answer to your surprisingly genuine question.. the part where you have to drive with due care and attention.
I don't know when or where you passed your test but there's a whole part nowadays focussed on looking about for potential hazards, like pedestrians, cycists and lamp posts.
Same way as in law that by default, a vehicle driver defaults at responsible for an accident concerning a pedestrian or cyclist.
Hey, I am responsible for my safety and the safety of my passengers. The End.
It is my responsibility to ensure that passengers in my car are wearing seatbelts and not behaving in ways likely to distract and cause accidents. It is my responsibility to make sure that pets are secured safely and cannot cause a disturbance. It is my responsibility to ensure that loads are securely fastened for similar reasons. It is my responsibility to not drive like a twat.
The reason why I am responsible and take responsibility for all of this is that:
The best way to achieve all of these objectives is to not collide with anyone / anything else i.e. any safety benefit for other road users is merely a by-product of me taking responsibility for the safety of me, my passengers and my equipment. If everyone had the same attitude on the road, we would all be fine.
What is dangerous is this bizarre notion that it is the job of others to look out for you. It does explain a lot of the self-entitlement I see on the streets though. e.g.
I guess if you have the mentality that it is the job of others to look after you the temptation is there to put your life in the hands of others. Until one day you meet someone who refuses or is too incompetent to play ball and then you are dead.
A stupid way to go in my opinion.
No one is responsible for me when I am on the road, 2 wheels or 4. I am responsible for my own safety. That is my job, no one else's.
Below the line in road.cc is a very weird place ....
I love how the very first line in your PowerPoint presentation is woefully inaccurate. You are not responsible for the other adults in your car wearing a seatbelt. They are.
Sigh. What the law requires is one thing. What I require is another.
If I invite you into my car and you refuse to wear a seatbelt, I will very quickly invite you to get the hell out of my car which will not move until you have done so.
You see, the law might not require it, but when you get in my car, I take responsibility for your safety and do everything in my power not to put you in danger. Even if you do not want to help yourself.
People outside my car? I do not want an accident with you because that puts me and my passengers at risk but how you drive / cycle is entirely your own responsibility not mine and if your stupidity puts me in a situation where I have to choose between your safety and the safety of my passengers ... sorry, you lose.
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