Video: "If you are cycling on the road then I'll drive on the path"

Thus proving that cycle lane bollards are effing pointless. Unless they drove into one, which would be funny

Reminds me of the letter I wrote to Viz Top Tips:

"Drivers, if you use spotlamps all the time when it's dark, have you considered strapping a 14" fluourescent pink dildo to the roof of your car so that we'll know in daylight too?"

The guy is not right in the head, hope the police find him and put him into mental care.

I got a cracker of a "why aren't you using the cycle path" incident once. Idiot drives level with me starts raging and pointing at the parallel cycle path, "asking" why I'm not using it. I ignore.

Arrive at next set of lights, pull into ASL alongside the same driver (she is stopped in ASL, naturally) and she starts having a go again. Just said "If I'm supposed to be on that cycle path then WTF do you think this big red box with a cyclist painted on it is doing here on the road?"

Cue apopleptic swearing and torrent of clichés, followed by much laughing from me. She then stalled when the lights changed, much extra lols.

I live for those rare moments when you get to slap idiots like that back down so effectively.

This is what we have to put up with in Cambridgeshire....... so called "County of Cycling"....well so the Clownty Council claim......  K*ob Head Drivers... who moan because we are on the road..... Pedestrians moan if we use cycle ways.... I'm sticking to  the road.... at least if anymore drivers pull this stunt they will find how rubbish the cycleways really are in Cambridgeshire

Another bogan. And yet, if we had been serious over the last fifty-plus years about using education as a means for developing an enlightened society, we wouldn't now have the benefit of millions of easily-duped voters, easily-recruited soliders, easily-exploited workers, and easily-enticed consumers, so really, what can you do?

What will happen? Probably a verbal warning for the driver. And, for our benefit, bollards installed on the bike path by the council. While I admit it would have been amusing to see that car smack straight into a bollard in this video, these will come too late, and will cost tens of thousands to install. But of course that won't be done properly, so when a cyclist rides into one of them at night, they'll have to spent yet more money to replace them with reflective ones. And then local kids will tie a line across them and nearly kill someone else.

Aww. Couldn't make out the plate to check if it's taxed or not. 

New hobby 

He was probably thinking, "This is clever and funny." But it isn't.

Probably jealous that someone can spend more on a bike than he can on a car.

What a bellend

That is a brilliant idea. I reckon on Sunday mornings cars should only be allowed to use cycle paths, leaving the roads free for cycling, running, walking, horse riding, kids in go carts, street hockey etc.

This may of course lead to calls by motorists and motoring organisations for cycle path facilities to be upgraded and expanded, but what the heck, that might mean they become fit for use by all cyclists during the week.

Nice to know he'd rather potentially mow down kids on a cycle path than actually overtake on the EMPTY road.

I'm guessing he's a piece of shit, a bit like his car.