Support road.cc

Like this site? Help us to make it better.

news

Starting Monday: 8 celebs tackle the gruelling Étape du Tour

Channel 5's Tour de Celeb launches on Monday...

Channel 5’s Tour de Celeb launches on Monday, with 8 celebrities given just 3 months to prepare for one of the toughest physical and mental challenges on television, racing against each other in two teams on L’Étape du Tour.

Since April each of the celebrities was put on a regime to prepare them physically and mentally for the task ahead. They will be placed in teams and will pit themselves against each other to come out victorious.

With the help of some pro cyclists, they’ll train hard to be the team that is named winners of Tour de Celeb.

The celebs, Jodie Kidd, Lucy Mecklenburg, Louis Spence, Hugo Taylor, Darren Gough, Austin Healey, Amy Williams and Angelica Bell, all trained hard for the tough 122km Étape route, which they completed earlier this year and will form the culmination of the series.

After completing the revised route, one of their number, Lucy Mecklenburgh, published photographs of the resultant bruises and blisters.

This year’s L’Etape du Tour route featured 2,873m of elevation gain. Of the eight celebrities to tackle it, ex-rugby player Austin Healey seems to have been the quickest, finishing in a time of 4h44m41s.

It looks like they all completed the challenge, however.

Giving interviews in the run up to the series airing, Jodie Kidd told the Daily Express: “As soon as I was offered Tour De Celeb, I said I’d love to do it.

“I’d only ever done charity bike rides so I thought this would be an amazing chance to learn how to ride properly. It was such an exciting prospect.”

“It hit me square in the face how blooming hard it would be. You don’t think about that until you’re on your bike toiling up the mountain passes.

“I suffered because I’m tall. Carting myself uphill is tough, I can tell you.

“When you’re on a long ride and every part of your body is screaming at you in pain, through your blood, sweat and tears, you think, ‘Why do I need to do this?’

Dancer Louis Spence told What’s on TV: “Honestly, I’ve never done anything so difficult in my life! Talk about being thrown in at the deep end! I mean as a kid, I had a Chopper with tassels hanging off it and that was the last bike I had. After our first long cycle ride, I literally had to get someone to lift me off the bike because I’d totally seized up!”

He added: “It’s three months of training and we had to go out every day on the bike. When I took the challenge on, I thought being physically fit would get me through it, but it’s the mental side that’s so tough. You hit the wall and you’ve got to get through it.

“Dancing is short bursts of energy whereas this is all about endurance. They eased us into our training with 5 miles, then 10, then 20 miles and that’s when you really started to feel the pain.”

 

 

 

Add new comment

16 comments

Avatar
dottigirl | 8 years ago
2 likes

First thoughts - had a bit of a rant on Twitter about this:

- I would never, EVER recommend clipping in when you can hardly ride a bike. Really felt for Angellica and Lucy.

- There is nothing wrong with wearing trainers as you learn to control a road bike. Later, you can clip in. Hayles & Storey shouldn't have pushed them into cleats. IME, it's one of the two things which most discourage newbies, the other is...

- Handling. Can someone check the stem lengths on the women's bikes? I have a sneaking suspicion why they're so wobbly...

short stems + narrow bars = twitchy as hell steering

Not good for a newbie. It's so, so common for women to turn up with this problem, as they're more likely to have been shoehorned onto bikes which are too big for them.

Am I reading too much into this, or is it just a coincidence that the two shortest (?) women are the two having problems? 

 

- They're making cycling look more dangerous than it is. Yes, they do have to include an element of jeopardy, but there's taking it too far.

Avatar
Cooks | 8 years ago
2 likes

Let's argue with the guy making spunk jokes!!!

Congrats guys, the bar has been lowered.

Avatar
beezus fufoon replied to Cooks | 8 years ago
2 likes

Cooks wrote:

Let's argue with the guy making spunk jokes!!!

Congrats guys, the bar has been lowered.

a low bar makes it easier to reach the tissues

Avatar
MrB123 | 8 years ago
1 like

"I suffered because I'm tall" said Jodie Kidd.

Never did Wiggins, Froome and Indurain too much harm did it? All about power to weight!

Avatar
DrJDog replied to MrB123 | 8 years ago
1 like
MrB123 wrote:

"I suffered because I'm tall" said Jodie Kidd.

Never did Wiggins, Froome and Indurain too much harm did it? All about power to weight!

I'm 6'4" and I thought the étape was hell. I think she's on to something.

Avatar
Russell Orgazoid | 8 years ago
0 likes

I'd like to bust all over Amy Williams's face!

Avatar
aslongasicycle replied to Russell Orgazoid | 8 years ago
14 likes

Plasterer's Radio wrote:

I'd like to bust all over Amy Williams's face!

Have you asked your parents if you can use the computer?

Avatar
stomec replied to Russell Orgazoid | 8 years ago
11 likes

Plasterer's Radio wrote:

I'd like to bust all over Amy Williams's face!

Yes because adolescent wank fantasy is the closest a tosser like you will get to a woman. Until your mum brings you your tea of course. 

Avatar
Russell Orgazoid replied to stomec | 8 years ago
2 likes

stomec wrote:

Plasterer's Radio wrote:

I'd like to bust all over Amy Williams's face!

Yes because adolescent wank fantasy is the closest a tosser like you will get to a woman. Until your mum brings you your tea of course. 

Love it!  Just ask your wife if it's true!wink

Avatar
stomec replied to Russell Orgazoid | 8 years ago
3 likes

Plasterer's Radio wrote:

stomec wrote:

Plasterer's Radio wrote:

I'd like to bust all over Amy Williams's face!

Yes because adolescent wank fantasy is the closest a tosser like you will get to a woman. Until your mum brings you your tea of course. 

Love it!  Just ask your wife if it's true!wink

 

how quaintly heteronormative of you - presumably you're behind in ALL your lessons at school...

Avatar
Russell Orgazoid replied to stomec | 8 years ago
0 likes
stomec wrote:

Plasterer's Radio wrote:

stomec wrote:

Plasterer's Radio wrote:

I'd like to bust all over Amy Williams's face!

Yes because adolescent wank fantasy is the closest a tosser like you will get to a woman. Until your mum brings you your tea of course. 

Love it!  Just ask your wife if it's true!wink

 

how quaintly heteronormative of you - presumably you're behind in ALL your lessons at school...

Ha ha! I earned 80k this year, and I'd love to make Amy's face look like a plasterer's radio! Deal with it, Mr. PC.

Avatar
iso2000 | 8 years ago
0 likes

Don't see why this article "spoils" anything, it just re-reports interviews from two of the participants. May be the sentence beginning "It looks like...." was a little too subtle for some.

Avatar
MikeOnABike | 8 years ago
0 likes

What was the point in telling us who was the fastest in the article? Fantastic piece of journalism.

Please don't go into movie reviews. "And at the end, OMG. Datrh Vader is Luke Skywalkers father". 

 

Avatar
Gourmet Shot replied to MikeOnABike | 8 years ago
1 like

MikeOnABike wrote:

"And at the end, OMG. Datrh Vader is Luke Skywalkers father". 

 

 

What?  When? Really?  OMG !!!

Avatar
Rapha Nadal | 8 years ago
1 like

At least I don't have to watch this "celebrity" tripe now.  Thank you, Sarah Barth!

Avatar
SteveAustin | 8 years ago
0 likes

*SPOILER*

i know its junk tv, but knowing the outcome kinda ruins it a bit for me. As well as destroying the efforts of the fellow journalists to make an engaging programme. 

Latest Comments