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"It's the euro fit Sir, it fits perfectly."
Dave the well known budgie smuggler caught as he tried to get through airport security...the 'diva look' didn't fool anyone.
"This top makes me feel like a woman...
no, really, get me a woman"
I am the only gay in the Eurobike village.
Borat designs the new Astana top.
you should see what his partners wearing.....
after dave got over the "boonen bollock" injury, he was never the same ....
The new road.cc cycling waterproof for 2012 was unveiled at Eurobike
Eurobike was so exciting that Dave couldn't wait to find a phone box before turning into Cycleman.
Testing out a gilet - Dave's so concerned he might lose those razor-sharp bicep tan lines, he's gone the extra mile to squeeze a "technical" base layer (t-shirt) underneath.
Check out my new "Ero look".
Misspell, should be "Euro"
"Dave, are you sure your gastric band is working"?
"Ok, very funny guys....who's nicked my roll of wallpaper?"
"Like a rash darling, I spread myself everywhere."
I assure you Sir, it will fit perfectly once you adopt the correct riding position.
This is not what i understood was meant by "Ride Camp".
Derren Brown stoops to a new low for his latest illusion jape
Camper than a row of tents
'I think it's the lanyard that makes the outfit, don't you?'
Unzip it quick, everything's going grey!
From the pic looks like he has a wet patch on his leg???
" I told you that it will fit.......btw do you think its my colour?"
Think it would look better in BLACK!
I just cant seem to get this Gilet to zip up over my new Camelfront !
Italian sizing strikes again: "It said it was XXL!"
i said Hackney extra small sizing not italian...
"....And now when Dave,The Hulk , grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. The creature is driven by rage and pursued by a cycling reporter.
Dave :"Mr.Farrelly, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
"pass the lube"
Dave was a little put out when the mirror confirmed he wasn't the loveliest of them all.
does my bum look big in this?
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