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Eurobike caption comp 2.jpgEurobike 2011 – caption competition 2
The end of the long day pounding the halls at Eurobike and a man needs to unwind and relax a little and the Endura party is just the place… beer… women's clothing… lots of people with cameras what could possibly go wrong? Oh, hang on…
Of course tha's not how it really was Dave was just going that extra mile stress testing Endura's zips for them, or was he? Tell us what you think was happening here and the wittiest caption wins a prize.
road.cc's founder and first editor, nowadays to be found riding a spreadsheet. Tony's journey in cycling media started in 1997 as production editor and then deputy editor of Total Bike, acting editor of Total Mountain Bike and then seven years as editor of Cycling Plus. He launched his first cycling website - the Cycling Plus Forum at the turn of the century. In 2006 he left C+ to head up the launch team for Bike Radar which he edited until 2008, when he co-launched the multi-award winning road.cc - finally handing on the reins in 2021 to Jack Sexty. His favourite ride is his ‘commute’ - which he does most days inc weekends and he’s been cycle-commuting since 1994. His favourite bikes are titanium and have disc brakes, though he'd like to own a carbon bike one day.
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Well, you see, cycling and ballet, they... how should I say... there's not much telling them apart, really...
.. It was the Clenbuterol what did it, honest!!!
here's dave modelling the prize for the caption competition.
I say! Ding-dong!!
The launch of Endura's unisex range for 2012, was proving to be a massive hit with the chaps from Road cc.
"Finally, a green shirt that compliments my sprinting prowess"
Super hero, the Green Lantern comes out of retirement only to find he may have put on a few pounds.
dave prepared well for big night out in a German town by taking several viagra. On hindsight he shouldn't have had the redbull and strepsils so quickly after the blue tablets
"...well this size fitted me last year".
(What's the betting that this turns up as swag. XXL need not apply)
HIYA boys, we going for a ride
I think I look like my hero Jens Voight!!
"Oh, suit you sir!" "Were you out with a lady last night sir?" "Did she want it, sir?"
Gillet, the best a man can get!
Call me Bubbles, daahling, everybody does
It said "one size fits all"
Yes - I know that skinsuits are supposed to be close-fitting, but tearing off the bottom to get it on...???
..and now for my mankini...
If I hold this pose no one will notice how tight it is
"I'm telling you - it goes '...and a step to the riiight. Put your hands on your hips! And draw your fleece skin-tiiight....' "
Doubt we'll have many entrants for the next Schwag Grab when they see the prize...
Daves distraction was working well...he had already smuggled out 9 pumps down his trousers by this point...atleast I hope that's a pump!
Dave took the sales advice to get into the mind set of the user a little too far........
Where's me washboard?
Do you think my moobs look big in this?
This used to fit. Better lay off the Human Growth Hormones.
large, my arse!
This is windproof, waterproof, and will make me faster in a 10 mile TT? I'll have several in pink!
oooh i say!
A perfect fit sir, would you like to try on the shorts?
I think the top is pushing the fat down, does it make my bum look big??
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