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Tony and TR fighting over the porkEurobike 2012 - weekend caption competition
It's Friday at Eurobike! That means it's the last actual full day of slogging round the show to bring you the news, before public day on Saturday where we traditionally break out the video camera and poke fun at stuff before running away, cackling. A whole week of traipsing round the halls and sleeping six up in a camper van fosters a particular kind of madness.
Anyway Tony and TR were late to the Fizik party and managed to walk away with the leftover pork products. What are they saying? a pair of road.cc socks for the caption that makes us laugh the most...
Dave is a founding father of road.cc, having previously worked on Cycling Plus and What Mountain Bike magazines back in the day. He also writes about e-bikes for our sister publication ebiketips. He's won three mountain bike bog snorkelling World Championships, and races at the back of the third cats.
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The caption better be good - I've put my socks up as the prize.
entry MKII
It's not me I've been possessed by a naked clove puppet!
Eurobite!
New carbon-soled aero-stealth flip-flops lead to sharp rise in fly-by noodle-snatchings.
pig n mix
only when you can snatch the noodles from my bowl will you be ready Grasshopper.
"What's that pale green spotty condiment on your chips?"
"It's the latest UCI-approved supplement - mayo à pois."
GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHIF**KINGLOVEPORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot think of anything funny. But it looks like Contador's new range of treat snacks has made Tony believe he can detect TR sneaking up on him with his eyes closed
T; Can you show me how to hold chop sticks?
TR; Haaa.....so!
Tony: Oi! You can't throw it back just because it's too hot.
Honest It's not me! it my naked glove puppet.
Honestly, the Gate's belt drive on that beautiful new Cinelli fixie was this thick!
Oooooh, those are Contador steaks!
Hmm.
That's not actually funny.
I'll try and think of another one.
T: Lets make like a wheel and roll.
TR: Pork chop?
T: No, flip flop.