Ye Olde Watte Byke? Antique 19th century stationary bike appears on Facebook Marketplace for £480; "Sometimes I wonder how we achieve these levels of stupidity": Baffling Facebook photo of Trek bike built 'upside down' + more on the live blog

You can keep your Zwift, smart trainers and the rest of it. Facebook Marketplace has delivered the goods and for $600 you can bin all that new 21st century tech and train like a Victorian instead.

The listing from near Pasadena in California, amusingly states it's in "used - good" condition. It apparently dates to the late 19th century (1890s) and is a heavy-duty cast iron bike that "moves well and functions as should be". "A great addition to any antique exercise equipment collection, gym, or unique oddity for your home," the listing perhaps somewhat optimistically concludes.

"Made by the Narrangansett company of Providence Rhode Island, the seat and handlebars are adjustable for the size of the rider. The leather strap has come off and would need replacing to cause resistance. One of the original pedals is also missing. Bike measures 26" wide by 36" deep by 41" tall."

It could be yours for $600 (and whatever it costs to get it to where you live from California). Tempted?

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Cycling in London couldn't wait to get back to this comment about nobody cycling when it's cold and raining, the scenes the following morning?

Here we go, Marcus!

Decent turnout of morning cycle commuters I’d say? https://t.co/tnkZ9D6pyt pic.twitter.com/RYgYqq5NVL

— Cycling in London (@Cycling_In_LDN) January 22, 2025

On a similar note, over on Bluesky, Utrecht-based cyclist De Filmende Fietser shared a video of business as usual on the cycling front over there. We'd share the video but Bluesky doesn't seem to want to play ball, so here's the link and some pics instead. 

"The past few weeks have been cold and dark with limited visibility due to persistent fog, but that doesn't stop Dutch people from cycling," they explain. "The key? Good, safe and attractive infrastructure which prioritises cycling over driving."

Valtteri Bottas’s budgie smugglers were worn on the warm-up event for RADL GRVL (which is of course legally obliged to be spelt that way due to it being a gravel race). When it came to the real thing we have it on good authority (his Strava pics) that the kit was all back on and the smugglers back in the draw at home. Another famous face on the start line was Lachlan Morton, whose decision to end his ride on 99.83km wound up a few of his Strava followers.

"Mate, 200 more metres" 

"Didn't feel the need to round up?"

Sorry chaps, don't think he cares about ticking off 100km rides any more… clocking 500km days in a record-breaking trip around Australia will do that for you.

> 450km a day, sweltering heat and headwinds, and dodging kangaroos and truck drivers: Lachlan Morton completes epic 14,210km lap of Australia by bike in 30 days and 10 hours – over a week faster than previous record

York Cycling Campaign has set up a partnership to tackle bike theft in the city, bringing together North Yorkshire Police, British Transport Police, the city's council and local bike shops.

Leah Bennett from the campaign told The Press: "We aim to develop a plan that can be implemented quickly within existing budgets, helping to deter thefts through a combination of raising awareness of how to keep your bike safe, improved detection and better prevention.

"We have already had the backing of Jo Coles — York and North Yorkshire deputy mayor for policing, fire and crime, and we plan to work with her and local authorities as well as police, local business and community organisations."

The campaign has already run 'pop-up supervised cycle parking' events in York city centre, notably around the Christmas Market, with members keeping lookout at designated bike parking spots. Further events are scheduled for Saturday and Sunday at the Minister Refectory between 10am and 5pm, the campaign hoping it will deter theft and give cyclist confidence to leave their bikes.

The news comes at the end of a week when the British Transport Police admitted that bike thefts are "unlikely to ever be solved", those comments coming after a spoof sign at one West Sussex station renamed the bike parking facility a "Bicycle Redistribution Point".

Nine News was at SA District Court for the guilty plea arraignment of Rohan Dennis, in relation to his charge of one aggravated count of creating likelihood of harm in relation to the death of Melissa Hoskins.

In December, Dennis appeared in court to answer charges of dangerous driving causing death and an aggravated charge of driving without due care, charges which were dropped and replaced with the new one.

The offence carries a maximum sentence of seven years in jail and a five-year loss of driver's licence, judge Ian Press today adjourning proceedings until April 14, when sentencing submissions and victim impact statements will be heard.

The Evening Standard has published some big London cycle scheme news this morning, the newspaper reporting that Human Forest, one of the main players in the bike hire game, is to roll out bikes with child's seats, and others with a second seat for a passenger.

Earlier this week the shared bike operator reported it had secured £13m in new funding, investment that will boost the brand's fleet and support technology for "sustainable and responsible growth.

"Backed by this new financing, Forest will contribute significantly to widening access to shared schemes and reducing car dependency by launching ForestCargo, ForestDuo and ForestKid. With these new vehicle types, the company is aiming to achieve gender parity among its riders by 2027," a press release stated, noting a move into the cargo bike sector too.

Elsewhere in the drama of the sprint, Jhonatan Narváez was left frustrated in third place after feeling he was blocked off by an incident separate to the one that saw Laurence Pithie relegated. The Ecuadorian picked up four bonus seconds for his efforts but was, in the words of his team, "inadvertently blocked off" as stage winner Bryan Coquard and second-place Phil Bauhaus jostled for position and the shortest line.

The team has graciously admitted "the move was legal", just frustrating for their rider who believed he had the momentum to win the sprint. Narváez had raised his arm in protest after the finish, but team sports director Fabio Baldato accepted the result soon after.

"With the finish turning to the right, it is normal that the rider in front tried to take the shorter line," he said. "I have spoken to the jury and the president two or three times, and I trust them in the end. They are expert guys who I know well and it is not the case that we look to fight this decision."

Bryan Coquard emerged late into Stage 5 to take his first win of 2025 at the Tour Down Under 👏 pic.twitter.com/3GRShzcLUn

— Eurosport (@eurosport) January 24, 2025

Narváez too was ultimately content with his day's work, the four bonus seconds taking him to four seconds behind current race leader and stage four hero Javier Romo.

I present to you for your entertainment and fascination... the upsidedownhill mountain bike, a new frontier for cycling...

Deary me. Once your brain works it out it's obvious there was simply just "a fork in the decision-making process", as one bemused commented suggested on Facebook where this image has been doing the rounds on various cycling pages. No, we'll stop you there before you say anything about it being a Tour Down Under edition, or the work of a certain retailer, the comments over on Facebook have already done it. Very extensively.

There's part of us that really hopes this was just some mischievous mechanic at a loose end looking to mess with the sort of people, like us, who sit and see these things on the internet. That must be the optimistic side of my brain, really hoping beyond belief that this wasn't actually the result of anything other than a joke, or asking an AI image generator to mess with cyclists. 

We're not volunteering, but we'd love (for research purposes) to see how/if it rides, maybe perched precariously near the front of the downtube and pedalling somewhere behind your back. Okay, maybe best we don't try that one. Of the non-Australia-related or *insert retailer here* gags in the comments, here's a few people trying to work it all out.

"Well, that’s fork’d."

"I had a little trouble with the instructions, they only came in a language I couldn't read…"

"Something is wrong... can't put my finger on it."

"Forget 'don't drink and drive'... don't drink and assemble."

"That ain't no bike, that's an ekib."

"That's a plum cutter model."

Now the silliness is out the way, any volunteers to try this at home and see what happens? Maybe we should send Jamie to the track to give all the YouTube subs a laugh?