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Michael Johnson of bike recovery group the Sith Lord Vader SquadronAustin, Texas 'vigilante' group patrols city to recover stolen bikes
Anyone who’s ever had a bike stolen has had fantasies - perhaps violent ones - of tracking down the thief. When you calm down, you realise that since staking a bike thief down next to a wasp’s nest and pouring sugar water on them would be, technically, illegal, all you really want is your bike back. But who you gonna call?
No, not Ghostbusters or Bikebusters; if you live in Texas cycling hotbed Austin, you call the Sith Lord Vader Squadron (SLVS), a 100-strong group of cycling vigilantes who patrol the streets of Austin looking out for stolen bikes.
On the group’s Facebook page, they say “Our Mission is to protect every cycle and cyclist from the grasps of the worse people on earth - BIKE THIEVES”.
Interviewed by KXAN News, the group’s president Michael Johnson said: “We consider ourselves a cycling organization. LLast year we recovered 47 [bikes]. This year we recovered four.”
Members ride in groups of seven to ten - there's clearly safety in numbers when you’re confronting lowlife bike thieves.
Armed with bike description and serial number, the SLVS locate stolen bikes, and then either ask for their return or let the real owner know where they are.
“Most of them just give up,” said Johnson. “They say ‘I know. I’m sorry. Here you go.’”
If that doesn’t work, they call the police.
The way it works is pretty simple, then. People whose bikes have been stolen post the details on the group’s open Facebook page, the bike theft recovery wall. SLVS members then keep a look out on their regular rides around Austin.
It’s so simple, we’re surprised it’s not happened here. Or has word just not reached us yet? Let us know.
John has been writing about bikes and cycling for over 30 years since discovering that people were mug enough to pay him for it rather than expecting him to do an honest day's work.
He was heavily involved in the mountain bike boom of the late 1980s as a racer, team manager and race promoter, and that led to writing for Mountain Biking UK magazine shortly after its inception. He got the gig by phoning up the editor and telling him the magazine was rubbish and he could do better. Rather than telling him to get lost, MBUK editor Tym Manley called John’s bluff and the rest is history.
Since then he has worked on MTB Pro magazine and was editor of Maximum Mountain Bike and Australian Mountain Bike magazines, before switching to the web in 2000 to work for CyclingNews.com. Along with road.cc founder Tony Farrelly, John was on the launch team for BikeRadar.com and subsequently became editor in chief of Future Publishing’s group of cycling magazines and websites, including Cycling Plus, MBUK, What Mountain Bike and Procycling.
John has also written for Cyclist magazine, edited the BikeMagic website and was founding editor of TotalWomensCycling.com before handing over to someone far more representative of the site's main audience.
He joined road.cc in 2013. He lives in Cambridge where the lack of hills is more than made up for by the headwinds.
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'I still really like the fact that these guys can do this and not worry about the felon's rights though.'
Absolutely.
'You yourself are not displaying an ignorant, stereotypical, closed-minded attitude?'
That appears to be a statement, rather than a question.
'Ever been to Texas? '
Many times, yes.
'Actually, have you ever been out of your hometown?'
As above.
HTH.
Please accept my apologies for my written English; I believed that the question mark at the end of that sentence denoted a question, and it does, but it only really works correctly when spoken with a rising intonation.
Really 'Ever been to Texas?' should have read 'Have you ever been to Texas?'. It was a stupid question because, of course, you have and I should have realised that from your informed comments.
I still really like the fact that these guys can do this and not worry about the felon's rights though.
Austin is an utterly fantastic place, a lot of Texas is brilliant with amazing people as long as you don't act like a closed minded idiot.
The bit about being armed is pretty true, we went to a pool party at an Elk Lodge in Austin which was staffed by a bunch of retired folk and there was a sign that stated 'No concealed weapons'. I joked and said "I guess it's ok if you have your gun on show then" and got a very dead pan 'Yes. Just tuck your jacket behind your holster so everyone can see it'. At that point I looked round and saw lots of little old ladies sat their with dock off pistols on display and realised that every local in there was proudly carrying a gun. Scary at first but you get used to it pretty quickly.
Ditto - Austin is a lovely town. As is most of the rest of the place, actually. But be polite, as lots of folks are armed.
' an island of democrats in a sea of republicians '
Jebus. Can you imagine? A few people with open minds, surrounded by gun-toting swivel-eyed loons?
Way to go! You yourself are not displaying an ignorant, stereotypical, closed-minded attitude? Ever been to Texas? Actually, have you ever been out of your hometown? I love that this can happen here, especially, as someone mentioned above, without this group having to worry about the thief's 'human rights'.
Oh, there are many places like that in the USA. Bloomingtom, Indiana, for instance. Largest buddhist temple in the States right in the middle of the bible (thumping) belt.
Here, in Seattle, we live in about as European a city as you can get. We even have a 20 foot tall statue of Lenin. But 50 miles east are the Cascade mountains, where the Great Red Wasteland starts. With some exceptions (like Chicago, Austin, Boulder) it's pretty much like that through to New York.
"sensible" ... "democrats"... ahem
I've been to various places in Texas and Austin is a lot more, how should I put it "sensible". It's often described as an island of democrats in a sea of republicians and I can sympathise with that.
I love Michael Johnson when he does athletics coverage for the BBC.
I didnt know he rode a bike too.
I like him even more now.
In other news, and without getting all Daily Mail, im sure if we tried this in this country someones human rights would be violated and the vigilantes would be rounded up and thrown under a tipper truck or something.
Or at least get a £60 fine
In the UK there are loads of websites like bikeregister.com, stolen-bikes.co.uk, and stolenbristolbikes.com which will let you know instantly about bike thefts in your area.
Er, I think you just did.
In any case, if seven burly blokes asked you to hand over your bike, you'd do it, regardless of whether you were the rightful owner. Sounds like a lot of potential for mistaken identity, particularly as many bike theft victims haven't got a record of their serial number and often have no sure-fire way of identifying their bike.
Austin, Texas, you say? LMFTFY:
"100-strong group of cycling vigilantes who patrol the streets of Austin looking out for stolen Grand Tour victories"
it is Texas
When was the last time you were able to right a wrong? Everybody winning here, except the thieves.