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18 comments
What a cheek!
If they can't find him from the ground then they need to get a chopper out
If he was wearing a hoodie but no pants/trousers etc, then he wasn't actually naked, was he? "Bare-arsed", maybe...
I've heard that it wasn't even his own bike, he'd merely left a deposit on it.
Apparently he raced past a couple of elderly women and one of them had a stroke
...and the other one couldn't reach
.
Would he get a suspended sentence or penile servitude?
Is there a law against riding a bike starkers? I have heard of naked bike events to raise money for charity. I hope he has a wide seat, cos he wouldn't want a racing saddle up his ass. The cops need to focus on real crime
Did anybody see his helmet???
Yes, police officers, this is definitely a more valuable use of your time than sorting out issues with, I don't know, dead cyclists.
What a cock!
Said a passing nun.
I'll get my coat...
As 'even' being naked in public isn't against the law, why are the police seemingly spending so much effort on this?
I didn't know there was a special police unit for dealing with nudie-rudies:
"Nude rider spotted again on Saturday night butt officers' pursuit on foot proved fruitless..."
Sorry, I'll get my coat!
Can't afford a skinsuit?
Armed response seems extreme as being naked is not of itself an offence.
Someone probably said they caught a glimps of his weapon so the cops thought they better send armed police.
Someone probably said they caught a glimps of his weapon so the cops thought they better send armed police.
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were they acting on a tip-off?
... "described as a white male, aged twenties to early thirties, with collar-length scruffy hair and riding a dark coloured bicycle.”
Well, Peter Sagan has been getting a lot of exposure lately.
Fab you cannot beat the wind blowing through your hair...........