A cyclist out for a leisurely spin got more than she bargained for when she happened across a bike propped against a wall on the outskirts of Camborne... as it quickly became apparent that someone else was being taken for a ride other than the bike's owner, when she claims to have witnessed "something like a cheesy porn shoot" taking place in broad daylight.
The woman known only as Lena told Cornwall Live that she saw two men on the path at around 4pm; one 'larger set' man was filming while the other, wearing a high-vis, was masturbating; which suggests that perhaps the bike was something to do with the plot of the film that Lena was unfortunate enough to catch a few frames of (no helmet was described, funnily enough).
She said: “I was out on a bike ride and came across the two men. I felt sick and it was disgusting.
“I’ve been up there before, walking and seen people lurking around the bushes, but this was in broad daylight on a public bridleway. It wasn’t even remotely funny, it was disturbing to say the least.
“I saw a bike perched up and at first thought it was someone going for a pee. It was lucky I didn’t have children with me.
"I ran to the road and called the police and was told local officers would go to the scene to check it out but I haven’t heard anything since.
“They were so close to the side of the path that I could see everything. It was like a cheesy porno shoot and definitely not what I was expecting."
Devon and Cornwall Police confirmed that they attended following reports of public indecency, but the culprits were not found after a search of the area. Hopefully no bikes were harmed in the making of the film, and as it was cut short hopefully it won't be coming to a cinema near you either...