Bullshit, I’ve observed, travels along particular routes: it’s easier to say “the moon is made of cheese” than it is to set out the facts as to what it’s made of - most people have lost interest by then . So it goes with the development of cars.
I tried to set out the range of deceit,denial and self-deceit you have to perform to argue in favour of more cars - the piece fails because those that do have got too good at it and too numerous. But anyway…
You have to be able to ignore, or explain away, the daily litany of deaths and injuries - they keep on coming; you also have to be able normalise the constant fear and the near misses. You have sever any connection between driving and climate change.
You don’t question the idea that it’s “too dangerous” to walk or cycle to school. Somehow you manage the conjuring trick of arguing for personal freedom (to drive) yet Children pay the price with theirs - until they are old enough to join the club.
You have to maintain the fiction that driving is for everyone - not so if you don’t have the health or wealth to sustain it. If you don’t have the wealth, you’re out in the cold. The driver narrative is of course silent on what happens to those people. Anyone disagreeing is painted as anti-car.
Somehow the person in the £15000 van is a working class hero doing necessary things, the one on the £1500 bike is middle class and entitled. Perhaps the most cynical aspect of this is that being allowed to drive everywhere somehow helps people with disabilities. And of course every driver is a nurse returning home after a 12 hour shift, fridge in hand or a devoted son/daughter son visiting a sick relative.
Although there is a reasonably comprehensive set of laws and regulations to control drivers, these are loudly resented and trivialised, and even attacked; offending is on an industrial scale, yet enforcement remains manual and labour-intensive, which again is just the way the cookie crumbles and isn’t deliberate. (The E-scooters bring home just how much on-board regulation there could be - if we chose to have it.)
You have a shared narrative that turns things on their head: drivers always the victims of a range of evils. Taxation, charges, petrol companies profiteering, incompetent and lazy traffic engineers: all out to do innocent drivers down. And drivers are always innocent - every bloody month “killer driver walks free”.
Any restrictions can’t possibly be installed because they would confuse drivers.
You take for granted and portray the huge investment over decades in roads and all that goes with them and the associated revenue costs as history taking its natural course. And of course, if only “they” would see it and build another by-pass.
Part of the narrative is “others should be made to do x” or “they should be banned from doing y.” The windshield bias that sets in means that other road users are always the problem. You park on the pavement, idle your engine and abuse anyone who queries this. You elect a government that has “rules are for losers” exuding from every pore.
You hide the many costs of driving, while believing that you are paying out for everything - health, the environment, the facilitation of nuisance and serious crime. Somehow, public transport is expensive. When there’s disruption to the fuel supply you panic, you queue, you even get violent.
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"And of course every driver is a nurse returning home after a 12 hour shift, fridge in hand or a devoted son/daughter son visiting a sick relative."
This is the thing I loathe. So many people say that no traffic reduction of any kind will ever be possible because some people need a vehicle sometimes. No one is suggesting that all motorised traffic will be banned - just that journeys that don't need it should not use it. Quite simple, but people in SUVs travelling a few hundred yards couldn't possibly do without their car for a moment.
It's faulty thinking, this, albeit deliberate, that's what was on my mind - any discussion rapidly gets polarised as we descend into "humph let's all go back to the horse & cart then" or better still "well, I'm giving up driving/ doing all my shopping in the next town over" [because one cycle lane has been built, or parking charges have gone up], to which the stock response is "that could work".
Excellent rant, although I think you should have prefaced it with "as a keen driver myself" for maximum effect.
More of this!
That was a highly articulate outburst, David. I only hope they're not watching.
You make some excellent points. It's a good rant.
If only 10% of people had a car you might get some traction, but the truth of the matter is that if you are fortunate enough to have access to and a licence to operate one, then they offer relatively safe (for the occupants), comfortable, convenient travel. They pretty much go where you want, when you want, often at a fraction of the price of public transport (cost to the user not society) and, as you have stated, the current situation is that a massive amount of infrastructure exists to support them. They are a selfish luxury that allow us great freedoms in lifestyle choices becoming a necessity when we commit to those choices. Primarily I would cite choosing where we live in relation to where we choose to work.
Work vehicles, the vans and lorries that bring us the goods we use, the consumables that stock shelves in the supermarket and the trades people who provide us services have no realistic alternative to road transport.
Personally I look forward to the day when being a member of a car share scheme or even hiring ad hoc is a cheaper option, probably for a retired lifestyle. Further out, self driving vehicles that come when whistled and bugger off to be useful elswhere when you don't need them would be most welcome. However, beyond re-engineering our entire society, specifically urban environments and that would probably look like designing and building utopian cities from scratch, to be car free, I cannot imagine that some form of personal transport on dedicated roadways is going away anytime soon.
The biggest issue that I see is the space that is taken up by personal cars. We simply cannot continue to allocate more space to cars as that'll just encourage more driving which then creates a demand for even more space which pushes houses/shops/workplaces further apart which then requires more cars and yet more space allocated to them. Rinse and repeat.
We're now seeing the actual results of all the failed promises of car adverts - congestion, pollution, sedentary population and traffic KSIs. It was an interesting experiment (apart from all the deaths involved) but it's time to realise that it's not sustainable.
We have to prioritise active travel and public transport to reduce the down-sides of personal cars and to also free the roads for more important traffic such as delivery trucks, work vans and emergency services.
As HP says - it's not "we can't have (any more) active travel because any car reduction and we'll go into chronic withdrawal. Organs will not arrive at hospitals for transplant, there'll be no fuel at the pumps and people will have to wait until next day to get their boxed set of whatever (see - I'm already behind...)". It's quite likely I'll die before the great age of large private motorised transport (inc. business use) is changing.
However we are continuing to expand our road infra. That comes at a cost to drivers, never mind anyone else - because we can't maintain existing stuff. We're still encouraging driving, however much we say otherwise.
There is also a huge amount of low-hanging fruit in terms of around 1/3 of journeys which are very short (figures vary). Unless our "culture is too toxic" - which it certainly hasn't been when other car-addicted countries have made changes. Even the US has managed to boost cycling use in places form essentially none - but I'm thinking Denmark / Sweden / Norway (cold! hilly!) / Paris / Seville.
So I think there's a middle way. We may not be able to get to The Netherlands in terms of infra from where we are in one go. (Note that even there sharing roads is perfectly fine as long as speeds and traffic volumes are low. It's not "must segregate everywhere or it doesn't work"). Just like lots of other places we can make a 2nd class, tatty but serviceable network for walking and cycling. It won't cost more than a teeny tiny fraction of the "strategic transport" budgets (mostly car, then train).
What we need to do is reduce our subsidies for motoring - or at least stop rolling out tons of new roads. We need to budget for active travel like adults e.g. a larger percentage and it should be ongoing, not our current occasional "give the children some sweets when they complain" method. We need sensible minimum standards - ideally national ones. No "paint and sign it better". Move on from the "do it if you want, do it how you like" because we don't apply this to the road and railways. And it has to start with networks, not isolated bits of infra. Like Chris Boardman said in Manchester - if you've can make a good area in one place people other areas will start lobbying their representatives for the same.
council has 2.5 hour debate to increase parking charges by 10p/ hour.
The Conservatives are wearing the captain's armband so have to balance the books etc, and Labour and Libdem opposition apparently trying to stop the rise. I don't understand where the different parties stand on this issue, TBH.
Apparently, it's make or break time for town centres in terms of drivers who are grumbling about an additional 10p to park.
https://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/19926636.parking-changes-increas...
I can never get my head round the amount of outrage car park charges causes among drivers, or how local politicians always acquiesce to them, when it literally amounts to no more than the cost of half a cup of tea. Do they not understand simply driving their vehicle in the first place has cost them more than the parking charge ever will ?
I guess it happens everywhere, we have the same debate in Trafford with a Labour council being opposed by the Tories and being accused of killing town centres and the motorists claiming they will go to the Trafford centre where parking is free. The cost of fuel for the extra miles doesn't appear to enter their equation.
Local council by-election last week, one of the biggest issues* was the increase in the cost of parking permits to £50 per year (£100 for a 2nd car). Even the Green Party candidate is against it.
The local train station charges over a grand for an annual car park ticket, £50 is a bargain.
* hard working families, stealth tax, et-fucking-c
Well said!
It is ranty.
Only if you...yourself...are one of...them...
Two things jumped out at me. One about engines idling...the car park at work at lunch is full of sad feckers sitting in their cars...with their engines on...for 30 minutes. Because it's cold out. But they can't sit in the canteen the company heats for them? One young lad thought it was necessary to have the engine on...to charge his phone. Which is as much a comment on that work-shy bastard who doesn't want his phone to run out of charge when he should be working...
Space - traffic volume has doubled in 30 years. And all cars and vans are getting bigger and heavier. Some houses have 5 or 6 cars outside them, does everyone living there need a car?
A couple of guys next to me often go out to the parking lot to remote start their cars about 15 minutes before the end of the work day. Granted, we had weeks of the temperature hanging around 0 °F / -18 °C, but still, I had normally ridden my bike in.
I try to make them feel bad by asking them to warm my bike up while they're out there. I hope they at least feel a little soft.
"But it's cold!" fully rebutted by a Canadian. In a Finnish winter.
Skip straight to the "specialised winter gear" section.
That reminds me of when it's a frosty morning, and you get your bike out of the shed, put your gloves on and go.
Whereas the neighbours are sitting there in their cars with the engine running and their wipers going back and forth to clear the ice on their windscreens.
(Does anyone else remember when people used to actually scrape their windscreens, using a 'scraper', or did I just dream that...?).
Good point! Or they pour water out of the kettle all over their pride and joy. And yes, I still scrape. The bastards that only do a peephole in the windscreen and leave all the other windows frosted up
Ugh, when it snowed heavily last spring I was nearly knocked off by a driver pulling out of her drive with a 6 inch hole cleared on her windscreen and 3 inch one on her side windows. Then couldn't for the life of her understand why I stopped and stood in front of the car, telling her to reverse back onto her drive and clear them properly.
I have one of those in my boot, but I can't remember the last time I had to use it. My car spends its nights, and most days, in the garage. My neighbors seem to use their garages to store boxes of stuff they never unpacked after moving in two decades ago, instead.
A lot of garage / car combinations now, if you did manage to get the car inside, you wouldn't then be able to open the door to get out.
I used to read the motoring page in the Telegraph and there were many complaints about garages being too narrow to accommodate modern cars. There were suggestions that a campaign should be started to make wider garages a legal requirement.
It didn't appear to occur to any of the correspondents that car size bloat was the problem.
Ah, the obesity / car-width symbiosis. "1960s Mini? Ha! I'd never fit in that." Narrator: But people did.
American spelling of neighbours and a car that actually fits in the garage - yet you have a boot, not a trunk. Which are you. (genuine question!)
Born in Derby, lived in the USA for decades. Currently in Illinois, USA.
A pet hate of mine is cars idling. We have a few offenders round here and it's horrible walking past them taking the sprog to school.
Best thing I've bought for the car is a cover. Whip it off in the morning and ready to drive.
I think a lot of people still think they need to warm up the engines on cold days though it has been decades since this has been necessary. Their knowledge of the highway code probably stems from the same era.
"Life hack: Running your engine to defrost your windscreen costing you too much in petrol? Why not scrape it off with a bit of plastic instead?"
I'm old enough to remember de-icer.
I've still got a can of that in the cupboard full of Stuff, next to my washing machine. Blue and white tin.