Cycling App of the Week - Icycle: On Thin Ice

What is it? 

What isn't it? This game, that we can only assume was dreamed up after a heavy hallucinogenics session, sees the main protagonist Dennis cycling in the buff through numerous unusual environments in an attempt to woo a female character, and you must navigate him through various course obstacles along the way. The object of his desire takes on various forms throughout the game; one time it's a snow woman, in another instance it's a naked half-woman half-fish creature.  

How can it help me? 

It can't help you, but you can certainly help Dennis reach his destination quicker and find love before he catches frostbite. As game creators Chillingo say: "Help Dennis find love in an icy world that’s not as frozen as it first seems. Ride through collapsing cities and fairgrounds, hop over dormant battlefields and explosive wedding cakes, float down dark ravines, through hostile shopping centres and over a skyline of legs, while poor Dennis is teased and taunted to the fringe of despair." 
 

What makes it unique? 

As far as we know, this is the only nude cycling love story simulation game on the internet. The graphics are also surprisingly good. 

Where can I get it? 

The game is now £2.99 on both the iOS store and Android - watch out for in-app purchases if you're letting the kids have a go.