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Representing himself at the hearing, Lacey said: "I've really got nothing to say. I misjudged how much I'd drunk.
"I had a couple of glasses of wine with lunch and a few pints of beer," he said.
Patients react after Royal Stoke lodges overflow car park plan
As you say with your cartoon: I demand to be able to drive and park where I like, when I like- it's all those other drivers and the lack of roads, and the bloody cyclists, that are the problem
Yet another thug committing a severe unprovoked violent attack on a cyclist and receiving only a joke suspended prison sentence- why aren't we surprised?
Meanwhile:
Switzerland
Local transit hub in NL
Door-to-door service with train and "public transport bike" (OV Fiets)
I think the Spider-Man meme is relevant to a great many of the news stories we have on this column. Head over to favourite funny for more cartoons.
It's standard to have a suspended sentence due to full prisons.
Although exceptions are made for hardened criminals such as Gaie Delap who is a clear and present threat to society.
You can tell by the eyes.
Okay, but one attacked a single cyclist, the other delayed multiple drivers!
Given I took this picture Beaulieu House, I wouldn't expect any consistency.
Please can you tell me the way to the secret staircase?
I could, but then I'd have to push you down it.
the correct answer was "no, it's a secret"
If you visit his motor museum it's got a little section celebrating all his family's victories in 'the war on motorists'.
In what way is this unreasonable?
(and note only that they COULD be issued a penalty charge)
It's ridiculous that they put pedestrian walkways where cars need to go
Well it could be there as part of the war on drivers, or because the Local Authority "have been invaded by the woke", or as part of a plan to bring road laws into disrepute...
What a shoddy excuse. I've been driving for 40 years too and have no issues figuring out give way triangles and dashed lines.
M27 I think.
An excellent example of complaintese there:
Looks like complaints about car headlights are on the increase
Something we have all had to live with for years- the lighting arms race and the SUV mentality: I'm in a higher, bigger, heavier vehicle than you and I have higher and more powerful lights, so I win and sod the rest of you. However, the increasing problem for us is the alacrity with which excuses for driving into a cyclist are accepted by police, judges and juries: CoaB reminded us yesterday of the tragic Mason case which demonstrates that you can get away with killing a cyclist simply by saying you didn't see them, whatever the circumstances. We're all familiar with the 'the sun was in my eyes [so I had to put my foot down]' defence for killing a cyclist, and now we have 'I was dazzled by oncoming vehicle headlights [so I had to put my foot down]'
Then go for it!
As drivers have been making it harder for people to breath for 75 years or so, complaining of maybe bring fined for it seems pretty rich.
I guess they'll paint double yellows, but that would kind of undermine the logic that you park (only) in a parking bay.
I do wonder how thick some drivers are, even if this is performative to get out of the ticket.
so amended
Indeed - and no doubt this will apply due to norms of increasingly powerful lights on bikes also (because "we can" and because "this one goes up to 11, though" and "brighter must mean safer").
My default (now on all my bikes) is between 2.4 - 3 W (via the power of my legs and hub generators, and clever German lights)! That's covering both front and rear ... so no doubt if I am run over in anything other than bright daylight having potentially "always on" lights will not count in my favour - "It's clear that the deceased would have been practically invisible to anyone else on the road due to the other lights in use. And by choosing to rely solely on such an ineffective system he sadly demonstrated a wanton disregard for his own safety...".
Bonus: the more you do it, the quicker you'll get!
Anecdote for you: over Xmas, I'd picked my teenage daughter up (in my car) quite late one night. Cold but clear, no rain or fog, etc.
Coming back along a 50 mph speed limit long and straight road with no street lighting, I could see flashing blue lights ahead. I slowed down, as I was having trouble seeing beyond the lights. There were two police cars, an ambulance, and a civilian motorbike all stopped by the other side of the road; blue lights flashing on all the emergency vehicles. I slowed down even further, then as we passed them and I could see again, I started to accelerate away.
My daughter said, "Did you see that cyclist?". "What cyclist?", says I. "As we were going past all those police cars there was a cyclist on our side of the road, you passed him." "Did they have a rear light?" "Yes."
Reader, I had not seen them at all

It's catching! Nowhere is it more striking than in our best historic cities the ruination cars cause with situations that decades ago should never have been allowed to get established.
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Non-anecdote for you:
https://upride.cc/incident/st23fhf_audi_closepass/
We need a new feature 'Predict the Anti-Cyclist Excuse 2025', and this could be the first entry- open for comments. I could get them effort-free by putting it on YT, or even just asking the b*****d police- here they wouldn't respond, just like their policy with the reports
My own anecdote was not an excuse. Or wasn't intended as such. I was horrified that I had completely failed to see the cyclist in my case: I'm glad that I had slowed right down anyway, but somewhere out there is a cyclist complaining to all their friends (possibly on this very site, though I haven't seen them) about a b*****d in a Beetle close passing them…
I wasn't 'getting at you' at all
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