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Drivers and their problems

A new catch-all Tea Shop thread for those miscellaneous new stories that don't quite fit with parking, crashing into buildings or trapped/prisoners in their homes. 

If you're new please join in and if you have questions pop them below and the forum regulars will answer as best we can.

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David9694 replied to Jogle | 2 months ago
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Jogle wrote:

Breathalyser designer banned for drink-driving

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd607v0v2yvo.amp

Representing himself at the hearing, Lacey said: "I've really got nothing to say. I misjudged how much I'd drunk.

"I had a couple of glasses of wine with lunch and a few pints of beer," he said.

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wtjs replied to David9694 | 1 month ago
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Patients react after Royal Stoke lodges overflow car park plan

As you say with your cartoon: I demand to be able to drive and park where I like, when I like- it's all those other drivers and the lack of roads, and the bloody cyclists, that are the problem

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wtjs replied to stonojnr | 4 weeks ago
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Yet another thug committing a severe unprovoked violent attack on a cyclist and receiving only a joke suspended prison sentence- why aren't we surprised?

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chrisonabike replied to David9694 | 4 days ago
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David9694 wrote:

It just seems ironic that the proposed new coach drop off site next to the care home is pretty much on site of the old train station.

  I think there could be a whole other thread there... per your post on the funnies of the US vs. Switzerland.  (Or possibly a report to government - you'd think they'd be keen on saving cash right now e.g. "efficiencies"!  You'd think...)

Meanwhile:

Switzerland
Local transit hub in NL
Door-to-door service with train and "public transport bike" (OV Fiets)

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David9694 replied to wtjs | 1 month ago
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wtjs wrote:

Patients react after Royal Stoke lodges overflow car park plan

As you say with your cartoon: I demand to be able to drive and park where I like, when I like- it's all those other drivers and the lack of roads, and the bloody cyclists, that are the problem

I think the Spider-Man meme is relevant to a great many of the news stories we have on this column. Head over to favourite funny for more cartoons. 

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Hirsute replied to wtjs | 4 weeks ago
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It's standard to have a suspended sentence due to full prisons.

Although exceptions are made for hardened criminals such as Gaie Delap who is a clear and present threat to society.

You can tell by the eyes.

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andystow replied to Hirsute | 4 weeks ago
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Okay, but one attacked a single cyclist, the other delayed multiple drivers!

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Steve K replied to David9694 | 4 months ago
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David9694 wrote:

Lord Montagu issues climate change warning at estate dinner

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/24696530.lord-montagu-issues-climate-ch...

Maybe he's about to dump the 2025 programme of car-fests.

Given I took this picture Beaulieu House, I wouldn't expect any consistency.

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David9694 replied to Steve K | 4 months ago
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Please can you tell me the way to the secret staircase? 

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mdavidford replied to David9694 | 4 months ago
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David9694 wrote:

Please can you tell me the way to the secret staircase? 

I could, but then I'd have to push you down it.

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David9694 replied to mdavidford | 4 months ago
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mdavidford wrote:

David9694 wrote:

Please can you tell me the way to the secret staircase? 

I could, but then I'd have to push you down it.

the correct answer was "no, it's a secret"

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bensynnock replied to David9694 | 4 months ago
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If you visit his motor museum it's got a little section celebrating all his family's victories in 'the war on motorists'.

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brooksby replied to David9694 | 9 months ago
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David9694 wrote:

New parking rules in England (that would be nice, but it's Sheffield) from Monday and drivers fear 'being fined for breathing'

The new rules will come into effect across Sheffield from Monday, May 20, with £70 fines for drivers - reduced to £35 if paid within 14 days.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/new-parking-rules-en...

Birmingham Mail wrote:

Under the new rules, motorists could be issued a penalty charge if they park across dropped kerbs, in cycle lanes, or if they park too far from the kerb, it has been confirmed. The council said new enforcement rules had been introduced following a recent consultation.

In what way is this unreasonable?

(and note only that they COULD be issued a penalty charge)

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Jogle replied to HLaB | 8 months ago
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HLaB wrote:

It's what pedestrian walkways are designed for ain't it  39 https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/24435787.oxford-bmw-car-stuck-botley-r...

It's ridiculous that they put pedestrian walkways where cars need to go

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chrisonabike replied to HLaB | 7 months ago
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HLaB wrote:

(Speed limit for safety reasons)

No Sh1t Sherlock!

Well it could be there as part of the war on drivers, or because the Local Authority "have been invaded by the woke", or as part of a plan to bring road laws into disrepute...

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giff77 replied to David9694 | 5 months ago
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What a shoddy excuse. I've been driving for 40 years too and have no issues figuring out give way triangles and dashed lines. 

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bensynnock replied to David9694 | 4 months ago
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M27 I think.

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mdavidford replied to David9694 | 2 months ago
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An excellent example of complaintese there:

Quote:

I witnessed first hand the dire consequences of inadequate exit solutions

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wtjs replied to Bungle_52 | 1 month ago
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Looks like complaints about car headlights are on the increase

Something we have all had to live with for years- the lighting arms race and the SUV mentality: I'm in a higher, bigger, heavier vehicle than you and I have higher and more powerful lights, so I win and sod the rest of you. However, the increasing problem for us is the alacrity with which excuses for driving into a cyclist are accepted by police, judges and juries: CoaB reminded us yesterday of the tragic Mason case which demonstrates that you can get away with killing a cyclist simply by saying you didn't see them, whatever the circumstances. We're all familiar with the 'the sun was in my eyes [so I had to put my foot down]' defence for killing a cyclist, and now we have 'I was dazzled by oncoming vehicle headlights [so I had to put my foot down]'

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brooksby replied to David9694 | 2 days ago
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David9694 wrote:

Furious drivers claim it would be quicker to walk around a “gridlocked” Kent town after several long-term roadwork projects began this week.

Then go for it! 

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David9694 replied to brooksby | 9 months ago
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As drivers have been making it harder for people to breath for 75 years or so, complaining of maybe bring fined for it seems pretty rich.

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David9694 replied to giff77 | 5 months ago
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I guess they'll paint double yellows, but that would kind of undermine the logic that you park (only) in a parking bay. 

I do wonder how thick some drivers are, even if this is performative to get out of the ticket. 

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David9694 replied to bensynnock | 4 months ago
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bensynnock wrote:

M27 I think.

 

so amended 

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chrisonabike replied to wtjs | 1 month ago
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wtjs wrote:

Looks like complaints about car headlights are on the increase

Something we have all had to live with for years- the lighting arms race and the SUV mentality: I'm in a higher, bigger, heavier vehicle than you and I have higher and more powerful lights, so I win and sod the rest of you.

Indeed - and no doubt this will apply due to norms of increasingly powerful lights on bikes also (because "we can" and because "this one goes up to 11, though" and "brighter must mean safer").

My default (now on all my bikes) is between 2.4 - 3 W (via the power of my legs and hub generators, and clever German lights)!  That's covering both front and rear ... so no doubt if I am run over in anything other than bright daylight having potentially "always on" lights will not count in my favour - "It's clear that the deceased would have been practically invisible to anyone else on the road due to the other lights in use.  And by choosing to rely solely on such an ineffective system he sadly demonstrated a wanton disregard for his own safety...".

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mdavidford replied to brooksby | 2 days ago
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Bonus: the more you do it, the quicker you'll get!

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brooksby replied to wtjs | 1 month ago
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wtjs wrote:

… now we have 'I was dazzled by oncoming vehicle headlights [so I had to put my foot down]'

Anecdote for you: over Xmas, I'd picked my teenage daughter up (in my car) quite late one night.  Cold but clear, no rain or fog, etc.

Coming back along a 50 mph speed limit long and straight road with no street lighting, I could see flashing blue lights ahead.  I slowed down, as I was having trouble seeing beyond the lights.  There were two police cars, an ambulance, and a civilian motorbike all stopped by the other side of the road; blue lights flashing on all the emergency vehicles.  I slowed down even further, then as we passed them and I could see again, I started to accelerate away.

My daughter said, "Did you see that cyclist?". "What cyclist?", says I.  "As we were going past all those police cars there was a cyclist on our side of the road, you passed him." "Did they have a rear light?" "Yes."

Reader, I had not seen them at all 

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David9694 replied to brooksby | 1 day ago
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It's catching! Nowhere is it more striking than in our best historic cities the ruination cars cause with situations that decades ago should never have been allowed to get established. 

Fears of Canterbury gridlock as regeneration work near Westgate Towers to last 12 months

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/12-month-gridlock-fears-as-...

Oxford: Traders 'horrified' over possible parking removal

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/24980858.oxford-opinion-split-streets-...

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wtjs replied to brooksby | 1 month ago
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Non-anecdote for you:

https://upride.cc/incident/st23fhf_audi_closepass/

We need a new feature 'Predict the Anti-Cyclist Excuse 2025', and this could be the first entry- open for comments. I could get them effort-free by putting it on YT, or even just asking the b*****d police- here they wouldn't respond, just like their policy with the reports

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brooksby replied to wtjs | 1 month ago
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wtjs wrote:

Non-anecdote for you:

https://upride.cc/incident/st23fhf_audi_closepass/

We need a new feature 'Predict the Anti-Cyclist Excuse 2025', and this could be the first entry- open for comments. I could get them effort-free by putting it on YT, or even just asking the b*****d police- here they wouldn't respond, just like their policy with the reports

My own anecdote was not an excuse.  Or wasn't intended as such.  I was horrified that I had completely failed to see the cyclist in my case: I'm glad that I had slowed right down anyway, but somewhere out there is a cyclist complaining to all their friends (possibly on this very site, though I haven't seen them) about a b*****d in a Beetle close passing them… 

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wtjs replied to brooksby | 1 month ago
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I wasn't 'getting at you' at all

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