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Drivers and their problems

A new catch-all Tea Shop thread for those miscellaneous new stories that don't quite fit with parking, crashing into buildings or trapped/prisoners in their homes. 

If you're new please join in and if you have questions pop them below and the forum regulars will answer as best we can.

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David9694 replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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I WILL VANDALISE THE CAMERAS AND NOT PAY THE FINES!! - and gosh darn it, the Government wants me out of my car - who knew? 

Or, and this would fit, they've opened for entries to I'm a Celebrity ("get me out of here or I'll clock you one", as seems increasingly to be the case these days.) 

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David9694 replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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People held 'hostage' by Gloucester roadworks holding a party to celebrate freedom

Residents in Hempsted have been trapped by works on Secunda Way

To mark the moment of freedom, people in Hempsted are being invited to leave their homes and take part in their own Oktoberfest.

After their first week of restricted nighttime movements, residents in the area are banding together for an Oktoberfest beer and gin evening when the roadworks come to an end, dubbed "Hempsted's very own End of Roadworks Party." With 1l stein glasses of beer and bratwurst, the area's residents will be celebrating with an old-fashioned knees up.

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/people-held-h...

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chrisonabike replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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David9694 wrote:

To mark the moment of freedom, people in Hempsted are being invited to leave their homes and take part in their own Oktoberfest.

Just be careful when driving back home...

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David9694 replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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Gosh, Freedom Day. This could very easily be the scene if Mr Bucknell and co mix their drinks.

Not sure how we got from "old-fashioned knees-up" to Oktoberfest (and gin) but hey, hands across the water and all that.   

Fancy dress "actively encouraged" - win a prize* - suggestions? Prison suit (ball & chain optional), YMCA construction guy? (" Did someome say 'pot-hole?' " - also optional).

Drivers : fix our road / GCC : *fixes road* / Drivers : not like that!

"The work to resurface 1.1 miles of road will take around 2,700 tonnes of material and is part of Gloucestershire County Council's "summer of resurfacing", a cornerstone of the council's £100m commitment to improving the county's ailing road infrastructure."

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/witness-describes-swansea-...

* first prize - a night out with Mr Bucknell; second prize... 

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quiff replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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David9694 wrote:

People held 'hostage' by Gloucester roadworks holding a party to celebrate freedom

...After their first week of restricted nighttime movements

I thought the road was just closed, but this does sound inhuman - some of us just need to go in the night

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ktache replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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Passenger, pretty much unidentifiable then...

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quiff replied to Jogle | 1 year ago
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"He says that the one-way signage, along with the two “no entry” signs and text on the road, are simply not working and should be made “infinitely more implicit.”"

Erm...

 

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Rendel Harris replied to IanMSpencer | 1 year ago
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By sheer coincidence a copy of the Daily Mail from next week happened to fall through a wormhole in space and then through my letterbox this morning, containing the following story:

NOT A SINGLE CYCLIST HAS SAID THANK YOU TO HERO TRUCKER

Hero trucker Richard Kilburn, 61, who last week crashed his transporter but managed not kill some cyclists when doing so, has revealed NONE of the lycra-clad ingrates has been in touch to thank him. "I wasn't expecting any medals," the heroic driver told the Mail, "but I did think they might have at least said thank you and maybe sent me some wine or an Amazon voucher. I guess that's just the way people are these days, you don't kill them and they just don't have any gratitude."

(Heavy-handed facetiousness aside, I once had to copyedit a series of instructional manuals for US trainee truckers; as I recall the primary cause of jackknifing was excess speed, especially going downhill, in sidewinds, so our "hero" would appear to be rather more responsible for the incident than he or the Hate admit)

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wtjs replied to stonojnr | 1 year ago
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Well, no doubt about the driver complying with the 30 limit then!

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peted76 replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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brooksby wrote:

This image turned up on my wife's FB over the weekend:

 

That is a fun website! - https://www.carsized.com/

Comparing a 'normal' family car in 2022 to the classic WankPanzer.

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brooksby replied to SaveTheWail | 1 year ago
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Independent.ie wrote:

The tractor was doing 30kph and wouldn’t pull over, even with 30 cars stuck behind. And when I tried to pass it, an oncoming car forced me to brake suddenly...

Hmm - at least one somebody really wasn't paying attention, were they...?

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ktache replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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Bollards?

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Hirsute replied to Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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"Crosswinds? The wind in Farningham on Wednesday peaked at 5mph"

https://twitter.com/ormondroyd/status/1695479793867755807

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David9694 replied to peted76 | 1 year ago
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Or just compare a car with itself over time - weight and length of the Mini up by 120% 

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David9694 replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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I heard it was more like 40 cars, and they were behind the tractor for 2 hours.

Several babies were born on back seats, 5 sets of children missed meals, the last rites were given to at least 6 elderly relatives, 4 hygienist appointments missed...

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stonojnr replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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That's the countryman though its basically a range rover

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ktache replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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You missed out the ambulance and fire engine...

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David9694 replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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Loving the "Farmers and their Problems" vibe in the Independent advice section. 

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chrisonabike replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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Did you go to your ten year high school reunion?

“Yes, I did. It was just as though everyone had swelled.”

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David9694 replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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The apparent drive everywhere > get fatter > get a bigger car > rinse and repeat cycle must deserve study.  

 

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NOtotheEU replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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David9694 wrote:

The apparent drive everywhere > get fatter > get a bigger car > rinse and repeat cycle must deserve study.  

If they ever study cycle everywhere > get fatter > buy stronger bike I'll volunteer as a test subject. I've no idea what I'm doing wrong, in fact as soon as I finish this doughnut I'm going to Google it.

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David9694 replied to Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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Tatler27: typical them Lycra's are all in it for themselves not a scarps of grattitide to hero trucker. What were they even doin out on a busy road like that ?????

maryJane: hope every one is ok. thanks you sir for your brave act

antelopman : must be well d'Issapointing if you booked your track day at Goodwood - will they do  refunds ?

thegurner: driver must be in a dark place right now glad his firm are standimg by him, come on bike riders is a small thankyou to this night of the road too much to ask?could habe bein alot worse

Lotis46 : gutted to see all those great cars totalled  

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HoarseMann replied to IanMSpencer | 1 year ago
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I have to say I was a bit intrigued by this overturning car transporter, especially as one of my regular routes is plagued by them (well, not the overturning bit, despite the presence of me, lycra clad, on a bicycle).

I think this is the exact location where our hero lorry driver was ambushed by the sudden appearance of cyclists (judging by the shape of the tree in the video).

https://goo.gl/maps/GGNJzDXgR5EScFxt7

Hmm...

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brooksby replied to stonojnr | 1 year ago
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stonojnr wrote:

Footballers & their cars, its ok though it was the cars fault according to their manager https://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/sport/purely-an-accident-gillingham-...

Kent Online wrote:

“I have seen the video clip, where it doesn’t look great, that he’s lost control, but having spoke to eye witnesses myself and police and all the players involved, the problem was the car, not the driver, which is pleasing for me to be able to say.

“However, it is just a reminder to all of us that we have to be careful and make sure we look after our community as well. I reminded the players of that but everyone is safe and it was just a pure accident.

Erm - that's a pretty spectacular loss of control...

 

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andystow replied to SaveTheWail | 1 year ago
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SaveTheWail wrote:

The rest of the article is behind a paywall, but I think I can guess the answer to this:

https://www.independent.ie/farming/legal-advice/i-tried-to-overtake-a-slow-moving-tractor-and-i-got-rear-ended-by-the-car-behind-me-can-i-sue-the-tractor-driver/a138623252.html

I know the answer! It's a definitive yes. However, your case has no merit, you won't find a barrister who will take it, and if you manage to file the suit it will be dismissed on day one.

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quiff replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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Accelerating hard through effective chicane (in convoy with other team members), hits a wet shaded patch? https://goo.gl/maps/ybHPYjSFkuiKe5zB6

I wonder if the witnesses they spoke to included the pedestrian who appears to stop sharply as the car approaches from under the rail bridge 

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David9694 replied to quiff | 1 year ago
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The only fault on the car's part is that it is capable of being driven at way over the speed limit. 

Thanks for the Streetview image - like the video, it doesn't convey this though, the reason why he swerves into the side like that. 
 

 

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chrisonabike replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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Lack of responsibility for their own safety and even worse - their kids.

Should have been wearing hi-vis and a helmet.

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David9694 replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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"Quack! Honk! Thank-you, hero driver"

 

There was a young striker from Gills

Who floored his duff beemer for thrills 

He demolished a wall 

And his manager did call 

You’ve run up some sizeable bills 

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David9694 replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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It's that pesky Kentish cross-wind again, isn't it, every August it's the same.

He's quite the down-player, this Mr Harris, the boy dun good. 

(Classed as a Car Crashes into Building story, but no matter.)

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