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A new catch-all Tea Shop thread for those miscellaneous new stories that don't quite fit with parking, crashing into buildings or trapped/prisoners in their homes. 

If you're new please join in and if you have questions pop them below and the forum regulars will answer as best we can.

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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Hoping that we've now reached peak silly season 2023:

Boy finds piece of chicken which looks just like the UK

Harry Hitcham, 16, was travelling with his dad and younger sister to Cornwall when he spotted the fillet in his Boneless Banquet meal

dad, Rob, 53, said Harry is “well proud of his UK chicken.”

https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/boy-finds-piece-chicken-loo...

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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Wiltshire Police family liaison officer on fatal crashes

A missive from the front-line of the daily death toll from cars 

https://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/23735522.wiltshire-police-family...

A "seemingly minor mistake" led to someone dying. 

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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Tractors and three-wheel car cause standstill traffic in protests against this month's ULEZ expansion

https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/tractors-three-wheel-car-caus...

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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'Cheeky' Callington shoppers 'taking the mick' amid town's 'frustrating' parking problems

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/cheeky-callington-shoppe...

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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Man vows to fight 'grossly unfair' Chester parking fine even if it means going to court

The grandad-of-four admits he's worried 'debt collectors will be banging at the door' but refuses to pay out of principle

"You had to input your registration. I tried all that with no joy and gave up. I'm 67 and my eyesight isn't great."

https://www.cheshire-live.co.uk/news/chester-cheshire-news/man-vows-figh...

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Hirsute | 1 year ago
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"A man who crashed into the back of a police car, causing injury to a police officer, has been fined more than £700."
"Stevenson was fined £755 and had his driving licence endorsed with nine points."

Should have been wearing hi Viz !!

https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/23732436.colchester-man-crashed-back...

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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From my Facebook feed part 1. My favourite here is the "my brother says there are no emissions from old vehicles" bit - I guess all those people with respiratory conditions* must be wrong, then. 

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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Part 2 

* modern medicine can do so much to repair injury and reverse diseases and their effects. But - on the strength of one clinical presentation a few years ago - one hospital specialty you don't want to be under is respiratory. They can do relatively little to repair lung damage - the best you can hope for is to stabilise optimise what lung function you have.

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chrisonabike replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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brooksby wrote:

Wasn't sure where to put this...  

Is it aero though? And does it climb?

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hawkinspeter replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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David9694 wrote:

Driver crashes wheel through parked car's window in baffling images

You can't park there, mate

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/car-crashes-wheel-throug...

That road looks quite familiar - I wonder what area that's in.

Edit: they've posted it under "Horfield", so not that close to me. Though I did live for a while on Broadway Rd - just a couple of houses away from The Young Ones house. (They'd turned Neil's grave into a fishpond)

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Hirsute replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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Just saw this mock up

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ktache replied to SaveTheWail | 1 year ago
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Nice to see a bike in the library pic of the court.

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chrisonabike replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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ktache wrote:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/aug/11/pentagon-head-of-space-p... (link is external)

Hope the kids are alright.

I'm guessing he needs it for work.

Wonder if he'll stick around for trial here?  The US tends not to support prosecution of its military and associates overseas.  (Just like the UK of course, but more so).

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David9694 replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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Like moving house or getting divorced, crashing your car/ chancing it is a rich man's pursuit. Quite a worrying video.

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Cugel replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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ktache wrote:

Up by 13%, is that above or below the rate of inflation at the moment?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/14/frightening-rise-in-vehicl...

Many of the head-oners are so because drunk, it seems.  Many were directed there by their stupid-nav.

Others will be going car-jousting because they're drunk on freedumb. Who is this "society" (that doesn't exist anyway 'cos The Thatcher Thing banned it) that dares to say I can't DO WHAT I WANT? 

Others again will have seen a robber-hero do it on an yank cop movie so it must be cool. See the second-raters swerve-crash out of his way!

Oh Brave New Blighty, that has such carloons in it.

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chrisonabike replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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BBC wrote:

The initiative is the latest change to take place on Paignton Road after traffic was banned in September 2022.

However, it was fully reopened to traffic this month after traders protested against the pedestrianisation.

Phew - it's all for a good cause then!  I thought it looked like a very large space for the convenience of motorists, and indeed that is just what this is again.

Indeed looking closely at the picture they appear to have expanded the space for cars (on the right).

Lucky that some people refuse to let observation of imperfect reality dampen their belief and are happily "penny wise, pound foolish":

BBC wrote:

The council said the colour scheme would give "greater clarity for road users and pedestrians" on the approach to a one-way road.

"The red is to remind motorists as they approach the junction to slow down and think ‘should I be driving through here’ before proceeding to turn slowly at the junction," a spokesman said.

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ktache replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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Who would have thought that a tourist destination in a part of the country very popular with tourists that is offering free child places in the middle of the school holidays might be a little bit busy...

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Spangly Shiny replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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Strange, mine went down by about 20% this year.

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David9694 replied to Jogle | 1 year ago
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“Come off it, Mr. Dent,” he said, “you can’t win, you know. You can’t lie in front of the bulldozer indefinitely.” He tried to make his eyes blaze fiercely but they just wouldn’t do it.

Arthur lay in the mud and squelched at him.

“I’m game,” he said, “we’ll see who rusts first.”

“I’m afraid you’re going to have to accept it,” said Mr. Prosser, gripping his fur hat and rolling it round the top of his head; “this bypass has got to be built and it’s going to be built!”

“First I’ve heard of it,” said Arthur, “why’s it got to be built?”

Mr. Prosser shook his finger at him for a bit, then stopped and put it away again.

“What do you mean, why’s it got to be built?” he said. “It’s a bypass. You’ve got to build bypasses.”

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what’s so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there, and what’s so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

https://www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/670/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the...

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TempleOrion replied to SaveTheWail | 1 year ago
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No Bugattis this time? Damn, nearly got the full set...

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Hirsute replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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"we've got to spend 40k on a new car"

You can afford the tax then.

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HoarseMann replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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Well, I'm on the driver's side this time. If he spent the 12 minutes trying to pay for parking before giving up and leaving, then he shouldn't be fined.

It annoys me how it seems so easy to fine drivers for (not even) a minor parking offence, yet careless driving largely goes unpunished. 

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Bungle_52 replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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RE Wlitshire Police article, the last paragraph reads as follows

She said: “It doesn’t matter if you are in the car on your own, or with others, you must be completely focused on what you are doing and pay the road your full attention. One minor mistake can have massive consequences."

I don't think anyone on here would argue with that. Mr Loophole might though.

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David9694 replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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brooksby replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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Oh!  They are writing "dept" but mean "debt" and not "department".  That makes more sense now... 

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ktache replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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I learned this week that Volvo will no longer import saloons or hatchbacks into the UK, only those pointless vanity behemoths.

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David9694 replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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I was just thinking that looked like Young Ones territory.  Overwrought and practically unwatchable now - TV sitcom was never the same again. 

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brooksby replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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chrisonatrike wrote:

ktache wrote:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/aug/11/pentagon-head-of-space-p... (link is external)

Hope the kids are alright.

I'm guessing he needs it for work.

Wonder if he'll stick around for trial here?  The US tends not to support prosecution of its military and associates overseas.  (Just like the UK of course, but more so).

That was my first thought. Like that killer driver a couple of years ago  who definitely wasn't from a three letter agency and definitely did have diplomatic immunity, who forgot which side of the road we drive on here and who was shipped back to the US before you could say, "No extradition treaty"...

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David9694 replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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Daddy's takin' us to the zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow, queue tomorrow 

 

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Hirsute replied to Spangly Shiny | 1 year ago
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Did your points no longer count ?!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66466626

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