Help Wanted. What do you expect from a cycling holiday or a multi-day trip?

Surely Pog has souplesse in spades?

Whatever works for you but I find quite the opposite works best, because of the extra stiff reinforcement around the valve that's the hardest bit...

This way if the hooks fail the bikes just fall a few inches sideways, no harm done...

Correct. But it was a brilliant opportunity to showcase his picture. 

Not always, remember the 2023 Giro when Geraint arguably lost the race with his long momentum-killing bike change in the final TT, the long stop...

I'm pretty sure they were reviewing previous complaints the little onion had submitted to the police, not social media. But your point stands.  

It offers some left-hook prevention (good) and they have put some physical dividers in at the entrances / exits (also good) - but not everywhere. ...

Brexit is also why a lot of EU police forces issue on the spot fines.