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Drivers and their problems

A new catch-all Tea Shop thread for those miscellaneous new stories that don't quite fit with parking, crashing into buildings or trapped/prisoners in their homes. 

If you're new please join in and if you have questions pop them below and the forum regulars will answer as best we can.

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David9694 replied to Jogle | 1 year ago
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Pictures or it didn't happen. 

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chrisonabike replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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David9694 wrote:

And as gap between resources available to maintain the road infra and requirements widens, my guess it will be peds that suffer the most and drivers the least. 

But but pedestrians can just walk round the holes (through the bushes, mud, ditches), or jump them and if they fall into one they can just climb out - but I pay road tax and fuel tax and insurance and my increasingly expensive car gets damaged?  How's that fair?

Sadly I think you're correct, with tweaks: "my guess it will be peds especially those who are very young, old or have disabilities that suffer the most (along with anyone still stupid enough to cycle on the roads) and drivers the least (though it will be a considerable advantage to be driving in richer parts of the country)."

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essexian replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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"Mr Not So Bright said: "At the time I just had to take it on the chin and endure the speed awareness course...."

Two things come to mind regarding this statement. Firstly, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime and secondly "endure..."? It seems from this wording that Not So Bright simply learnt nothing from the course and thus, will still speed and put other peoples lives at risk. Lets listen out for a ban next time he is caught; as he will be. 

 

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DaiHoss replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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Hermes actually out delivering parcels? That IS unusual!

 

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David9694 replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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Follow-up: not so ghostly

Calls for crackdown on drivers using closed Ashford road Avocet Way after dog almost hit by car

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/ashford/news/my-dog-was-almost-hit-drivers-...

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David9694 replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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Ordinary? Ordinary?? Don't you mean hard-working, innocent drivers? 

Give me one good reason why I don't sentence you to riding a press-fit bottom bracket bike for 3 months. 

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David9694 replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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That bus gate signage guidance in full 

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David9694 replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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Recommend a browse of the comments. 

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Jogle replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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David9694 wrote:

Pictures or it didn't happen. 

Hmmmm, I haven't seen one yet. So, for the moment, here's a car stuck on a beach

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/disbelief-mercedes-gets-...

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David9694 replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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Another example here 

Hampshire County Council could cut 26 school crossing patrols

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/24052363.hampshire-county-council-cut-2...

need to check on the India deal before cross-posting into the Brexit Britain thread.  I guess the good news is we won't need crossing patrols because there won't be any children. 

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David9694 replied to mattw | 1 year ago
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And, I read, a general prohibition in Bristol soon. 

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hawkinspeter replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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David9694 wrote:

Recommend a brownie of the comments. 

Technically, there wasn't a "single" problem with his parking…

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hawkinspeter replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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David9694 wrote:

And, I read, a general prohibition in Bristol soon. 

Good luck with that

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David9694 replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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There's a new message appeared on his windscreen written in oil saying

"please, take this crappy set of low profile alloys off of me, this isn't how it was meant to be"

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ktache replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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I'm guessing that some of the scratches came from his very annoyed removal of a seemingly justified sticker.

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David9694 replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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Not one single problem, I tells ya. 

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hawkinspeter replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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ktache wrote:

I'm guessing that some of the scratches came from his very annoyed removal of a seemingly justified sticker.

He claims that the scratches came from the person placing the sticker such as if they had a belt buckle scratch the car as they leant across it. It makes sense as otherwise the scratches would be on the windscreen rather than the paintwork.

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David9694 replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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They weren't there before (I tells ya)

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andystow replied to stonojnr | 1 year ago
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stonojnr wrote:

'Regulars' who drive to pub, get 'stuck' due to floods. https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/24030953.regulars-stranded-overnight-suffolk... I particularly liked the Anglian Water van,stuck in water.

I would drive to the pub, instead of my normal cycle or walk, if I thought that might happen!

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andystow replied to Jogle | 1 year ago
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Jogle wrote:

Recap - car stuck on top of mattress on A38 in Cornwall https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/live-car-stuck-top-mattr...

Maybe there's a petrosexual under there having sex with it. It will move off when they're done.

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Rendel Harris replied to andystow | 1 year ago
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andystow wrote:

I would drive to the pub, instead of my normal cycle or walk, if I thought that might happen!

My grandfather and great uncles lived in Putney during WWII when they were on leave from active service, they always used to recount how if it seemed likely an air raid was imminent they would get down to the Rose and Crown down the hill because if the siren blew the landlord would let everyone down into the cellars to shelter - some very memorable nights ensued, apparently!

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David9694 replied to andystow | 1 year ago
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Well, thanks for helping re-kindle this unpleasant memory, which one cut price student movie night at the Roxy I had the dubious fortune to sit through. 

This tended to happen because the main feature we'd turned up to see was full and the 2nd screen (yes that's all there was in those days, and it was located in the city centre, not next to Curry's and a TGI Fridays).  But then that's how I came to see The Hitcher with Rutger Hauer, so lose some, win some. 

https://www.thespinningimage.co.uk/cultfilms/displaycultfilm.asp?reviewi... - Car Trouble
 

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momove replied to stonojnr | 1 year ago
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It's even better than you described! Check out the place names!

"One Anglian Water driver was forced to abandon their van in Wash Lane in Combs Ford"

Who knew places with historical names featuring water might get wet?

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stonojnr replied to momove | 1 year ago
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Used to live in Combs ford many years ago and it is aptly named you'd still find a big puddle on Wash lane in the middle of summer, it literally is just a lane that drives through the river, this was July last year.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/osXw6a1WH9k2bmN3A

Got to have been following sat nav and not paying attention to end up there

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mattw replied to stonojnr | 1 year ago
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Perhaps there is an upside.

10 tipsy drivers driving from the pub
10 tipsy drivers driving from the pub
And if 10 tipsy get caught up in the flood
There'd be no tipsy drivers driving from the pub...
 

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SaveTheWail | 1 year ago
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I expect the driver thought nobody would notice - after all, it's a black pipe, and it was dark at the time:

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/manager-sacked-banned-haulage-job-28307901

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andystow | 1 year ago
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This is a year old, but here's a Texas driver having some real problems transporting a bit of lumber. And understanding geometry.

Somehow these people manage to tie their own shoes and use credit cards.

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Hirsute | 1 year ago
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PRSboy | 1 year ago
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BBC reporting again- self driving car nearly kills mum and child

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-birmingham-67762440

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Hirsute | 1 year ago
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"Being a police officer means ramming your car into a building and arresting the owner for getting mad at you"

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