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Drivers and their problems

A new catch-all Tea Shop thread for those miscellaneous new stories that don't quite fit with parking, crashing into buildings or trapped/prisoners in their homes. 

If you're new please join in and if you have questions pop them below and the forum regulars will answer as best we can.

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David9694 replied to Steve K | 1 year ago
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Yet with all those pot-holes, somehow you live to tell the tale?

"you can't have a cycle route because cars have made all these pot holes."

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David9694 replied to essexian | 1 year ago
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I guess sleeping in the car would make sense in his case. 

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Rendel Harris replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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David9694 wrote:

Gosh, Maida Vale into the centre - a real toughie. 

One suspects it's not even that, the nearest running track to Maida Vale and the only decent track north of the river that can be described as central London is at Paddington Sports Club, so odds are she lives a maximum of 2km away. As for "my Olympic dream will be shattered if I can't drive and so can't work," well you could always sell the Tesla...

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David9694 replied to Jogle | 1 year ago
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That idea would allow time to assemble more typewriters and monkeys.   

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Steve K replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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I was actually referring to the "fast windy" road rather than the potholed one, but your point remains.  The idea of actually making the roads safer for cyclists seems a step too far, as always.

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David9694 replied to Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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Ah yes, the one mile "commute" - the maths/ probability would certainly support that. Delete pint of milk and a scratchcard and replace with athletics track.  

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ktache replied to bikes | 1 year ago
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The dead horses are shocking, but it's the stickers that really get me.

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David9694 replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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David9694 replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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Looks like a moment from a car advert to me. 

Tougher than and faster than a train, the orange clad workers are all agape, (close-up of one of them removing his sunglasses). Cut to the driver, a rugged dependable sort, drives up dusty track, parks-up on high on a pinnacle and we see the sweeping landscape and the train chugging on across it. End with silhouetted sunset view of pinnacle parked car.  That's got to be worth £400/ month for the next 3 years, right? 

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David9694 replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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"My car is too big to fit in the garage" 

my father suspended a rubber bung on a cord from the garage roof - get the top right hand corner of the windscreen in contact with the bung and it was job done. Back in the days when cars fitted in standard garages. 

I'm old enough to remember him trapping a blanket under the bonnet overnight and if I'm not misremembering sometimes placing a paraffin light under the engine - that might have been when we only had the car port. Cars wouldn't start on winter mornings!!

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HoldingOn replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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I'll not comment on the possibility that this could be the police targetting her again because she got them in trouble. I doubt the police would be that childish...

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Having pleaded guilty to three charges of failing to tell police the identity of a driver, Williams told the court she was not driving the Tesla at the time of the alleged offences.

I have never driven a Tesla, but doesn't it use your phone to unlock and start the car? I would be very surprised if the car doesn't keep a record of the phone that was used in it. Knowing the way cars like this are going, it probably also keeps driver metrics, like seat positioning. The police ask for access to phones now - how long before they ask for access to car metrics?

Going Orwellian - how long before cars have to have a "black box" fitted that uploads detected illegal driving directly to the police...

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essexian replied to HoldingOn | 1 year ago
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HoldingOn wrote:

Going Orwellian - how long before cars have to have a "black box" fitted that uploads detected illegal driving directly to the police...

I would totally support your car uploading a random days driving to the licencing body once a year for analysis. Any offences caused on that day should result in fines etc. 

As you won't know when this is going to happen, it may result in better driving.... or people fiddling the boxes.... 

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David9694 replied to HoldingOn | 1 year ago
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A black box in every car - now. Standard safety procedure. 

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OnYerBike replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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If anyone is interested, according to the latest census 61.4% of households in Maida Vale have no access to cars/vans.

https://www.ons.gov.uk/census/maps/choropleth/housing/number-of-cars-or-...

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David9694 replied to OnYerBike | 1 year ago
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61.41% now. 

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wycombewheeler replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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Hirsute wrote:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-67613292

The sprinter, who lives in the Maida Vale area of west London with her partner, said it was "massively inconvenient" to get to the central London athletics track where she trains using public transport and "really hard" to get to her tennis coaching sessions in north London without a car.

I dunno, maybe she could cycle - I'm guessing she is fit enough. And it would be the quickest way !

I hope the judge/magistrate told her to jog on.

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David9694 replied to wycombewheeler | 1 year ago
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He said you're for the high jump. 🧥

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Jogle | 1 year ago
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M25 remains closed as recovery work goes on to remove crashed lorry after driver fell asleep

You can't even fall asleep on the M25 now without the police telling you off!

Although the telling off appears to be an hours offence and not a driving offence

https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2023-11-11/m25-still-shut-for-recovery-o...

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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Cotswolds driver faces 'utterly shocking' counter claim from council after pothole damages vehicle

'This strikes me as a blatant attempt at bullying and intimidating the resident into withdrawing his claim', Cllr Lisa Spivey said

“The County Council is not just defending a claim brought against it by a resident whose vehicle was damaged when he struck a pothole, but has also accused the resident of causing the damage by driving negligently. This is a baseless claim as the Council has no evidence whatsoever that this is the true."

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/cheltenham-news/cotswolds-dri...

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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Driver caused cyclist catastrophic injuries when he sped through red traffic light

The teenager was crossing the road when Jerzy Jozefiak ploughed into him

 Sian Cutter, prosecuting, said at shortly before 2.30pm a 16-year-old boy on a cycle was crossing the eastbound carriageway at the light-controlled junction when he was hit by a Renault car. The youngster struck the windscreen and roof box of the vehicle before being thrown to the ground and skidding along the road, coming to rest some 20 yards away. 

Jozefiak's stopped his car in the nearby bus stop on Fabian Way and got out - his wife then climbed across into the driver's seat from the passenger seat. The court heard she too then got out of the Renault and told passers-by that she had been driving.

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/traffic-lights-cyclist-dan...

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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A new take on old meme, or maybe you can transport a sofa on a scooter. 

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andystow | 1 year ago
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David9694 | 1 year ago
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Those cyclists at it again.... 

Fridges and ladders cleared from A3 as nine tonnes of rubbish removed from Guildford roads

Roadside litter and flytipping is 'dangerous' and 'unsightly'

https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/fridges-ladders-cleared-a3-...

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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I see we're using the same 2008 camera as takes the big cat sightings. 

DPD lorry got wedged on railway bridge in Cornwall

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/live-dpd-lorry-trapped-r...

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KDee | 1 year ago
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Fresh in from Amsterdam...and I can confirm the car is on UK plates

https://www.nhnieuws.nl/nieuws/327649/porsche-probeert-fietsenstalling-a...

 

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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we had a couple of "plucky resident parks car over site of 5G mast" stories a couple of weeks back.

Sounds like the Bedford one has been held off for now.  

I'm all for a bit of public participation, but the level of misinformation here is pretty poor. 

A CKHH company.

Three is part of CK Hutchison 
Holdings, a renowned multinational 
conglomerate committed to innovation 
and technology.

International Commission on Non-Ionizing Radiation Protection - since you ask. 

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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another one for the "machine broken so it's free" file

Cornwall gran on warpath after being fined despite broken parking machine

Agnes believes the older generation is increasingly being excluded from our tech society

"The retired nurse from Tintagel said that the machine was out of service that day so thought there was nothing she could do about it and went off to enjoy Tom Hanks' latest flick A Man Called Otto and didn't think any of it."

"That's when I saw red," Agnes said. "I wouldn't know how to install an app. I'm not going to download apps for every car park I go to. How are people supposed to do all that when they're old? My husband is 85. He has not got apps on his phone. He couldn't park anywhere on his own now"

Come off it, you're only 71.  If hubby can't manage an app, how does he safely manage 1.5t of car? 

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/cornwall-gran-warpath-af...

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Jogle | 1 year ago
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Police find 15 people in vehicle on M62 in Warrington

Everyone on here complains how space inefficient cars are compared to bikes and public transport but, when you try to do something about it, what happens? The police pull you over and fine you. It's a war on motorists (and their world record practicing friends*)

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-67429058

* they still have a long way to go though https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-people-crammed-i...

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Jogle | 1 year ago
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2007 Citroën xsara picasso 2.0 exclusive

Another car hit the light post which crash the roof and rear door of the car. Car still drivers great, some meldew in cabin now, no other issues.
Phone [hidden information] Andriy

I might be wrong on this but it appears that a driver, probably at great speed, drove their BMW into a lamppost, which then went on to hit a Picasso and put a big hole in the roof. Now that is a driver with a problem and they only want £500 for that problem to be yours!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/6710511802399956/

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David9694 | 1 year ago
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Motorists captured on CCTV removing SGN barriers in Church Road, Murston

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sittingbourne/news/drivers-caught-on-camera...

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